A customer perusing the 'Jesus Shop' discovers that not all products benefit from their own 'Jesus Brand.'
Sample:
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Proprietor: Well, for the discriminating taste, I recommend the Jesus Brand alarm clock. ‘You may not know the day or the hour, but you'll be up on time.’
Customer: Not what I'm looking for.
Proprietor: How about the Jesus Brand bread maker. ‘Bread so good it'll feed five thousand.’
Customer: I don't think so.
Proprietor: Jesus Brand cutlery? ‘He came not to bring peace but a good set of knives.’
Customer: Sword, actually.
Proprietor: We have those too.
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