Friday, September 16, 2011

Carnival Of Outrageously Offensive Quotes - Gib Sergeant

carnival of outrageously offensive quotes - gib sergeant
carnival of outrageously offensive quotes - gib sergeant

A collection of one thousand of the world's most offensive, ruthless, sarcastic, acerbic, juicy quotations. Fabulous insults, caustic commentary, and memorable put-downs written and spoken by he famous and infamous. Most are well beyond the bounds of good taste, but fiendishly amusing, wickedly witty.

Warning: if you are offended by the politically incorrect, better to stay away.

If you enjoy and admire grand insults, nasty digs, and clever quips, here you go! Remember your favorites and drop them into your daily conversations to offend everybody!

Examples;

"If you want to visit Paris, the best time to go is during August, when there aren't any French people there." --Kenneth Shilling

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."--Mark Twain

"If I had a hammer, I'd use it on Peter, Paul, and Mary."--Howard Rosenberg

"The covers of this book are too far apart."--Ambrose Bierce

"I always said Little Truman (Capote) had a voice so high it could only be detected by bats."--Tennessee Williams

"If a swamp alligator could talk, it would sound like Tennessee Williams."--Rex Reed

"I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics."--Johnny Mercer

"I'd join a band with John Lennon any day,but I wouldn't join a band with Paul McCartney."--George Harrison

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